In Grammar class

Teacher:- "Peter does not like girls"..
What is Peter in this sentence..??

...Student:- IDIOT.......

10 Unconventional Sport Games You Have To Try This Summer

Summer is here! Time to get outdoors and play some sports. But not just the regular boring kind, we have a list of goofy, weird, interesting, fun and cool sports you have to try this summer. Ready, Set, Go!

Water Zorbing Race. Now this looks like fun! Although keeping balance could prove to be a problem.

Freestyle Canoeing. Look at gramps go! This is like regular canoeing, but with tricks and twists of your own imagination.

Hermit Crab Racing. Silly people...

Mud Pit Belly Flopping (MPBF). Yes! You also get to see lots of hot girls in bikinis ;-)

Quidditch. Any Harry Potter fans out there? This looks totally goofy, but we're all for unconventional here.

Segway Polo. I prefer horses to segway, but looks pretty cool anyway.

Cat Surfing. Take your furry pal on a ride of his life! He'll probably hate you afterwards though.

Toe Wrestling. Interesting, and Eww to the guy who is sucking on that toe, I think he's at the wrong convention.

Underwater Hockey. This would take hours, but hey summer is the time to have loads of free time.

Shopping Cart Racing. Take a stroll at you own risk of breaking a leg...

The Funny Ads

Some promotional posters for one reason or another reject client companies.
But among them you can find some very interesting work.
This also deals with international award «Chip Shop Awards», some of the winners of which are presented in further collection.

"What will we do when the fish do not stay?"

IKEA: "Free Snowman (assembly required)"

Bently: "Environmentally friendly due to the circumstances.
This car has almost no pollution, because only a few can afford. "

"I eat better than 60% of children in the world"

Advertise dating site: "Feeling Green?"

Advertising of the hair, "Seize until he lost"

Advertise refreshing drops Smint: "Your neighbor would not hurt to freshen your breath?"

"Red Bull gives wings"

"John Doe, 1901-2013, has died at the age of 112 years.
Sponsor DURACELL "

"Consultation on the Family"

Heinz: "Will swallow anything."

Difference Between Gurlz and Boyz Choice

How Government Works

How Government Works (Or just about any large corporation these days)

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the
middle of a desert. Congress said "Someone may steal from it at
night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a
person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without
instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two
people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to
do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing
the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control
department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to
write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So
they created the following positions, a timekeeper, and a payroll
officer, then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these
people?" So they created an administrative section and hired
three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative
Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for
one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall
cost."

So they laid off the night watchman.

What Is Xtreme Hi8 Of HONESTY

What Is Xtreme Hi8 Of HONESTY
 
Sitting In An Exam Hall..
Opening A Chit..
Memorizing It..
Then..
Writing Without Looking 0n It. . . <-;

Reaction from different people after Indian Cricket Team's 4-0 win over Australia :

Responses from different people after Indian Cricket Team's 4-0 win over Australia :
 
Manmohan Singh : Well...

Salman Khurshid : This is Sonia Gandhi's win... I mean our foreign policy so amazing that Australia was forced to bow before us.
 
Karunanidhi : Ashwin and Murali Vijay must now beat Sri Lanka in the field, in order to avenge the plight of Tamils.

Digvijay Singh : We'll see the hands of communal forces behind it, as Ravindra Jadeja and Cheteshwar Pujara, are both Gujarati!

Manish Tiwari : This win was possible becoz of the Congress party policy of favoring youth. Today's young team is playing better just because of Rahul Gandhi.

Kapil Sibal : Australia beat us 4-0, India defeated them 4-0 ... Zero Loss Theory proved.

Mayawati : There is no Dalit payer in the Indian team. BCCI is anti-Dalit. I demand 30% reservation in the team.

Arvind Kejriwal : How is Indian team winning all of a sudden? I will reveal it soon in a Press Conference.

Justice Katju : Australia Board must forgive the mistakes of its team because it is a great team. Also Watson has small children.

Left Parties : This "Left" (Ravindra Jadeja) is amazing.

Mulayam Singh Yadav : My U-turn was used by the Indian spinners very well... by the way Australia is a honest and true team.

Narendra Modi : The Chai which the Indian Team had during the Tea Session was made from the milk from Gujarat. Today Jadeja and Pujara again proved that Gujarat has always served India.

Mohan Bhagwat : This is a victory for BHARAT, not INDIA.

Rahul Gandhi : Heartiest congratulations to the Indian Football Team for defeating Australia 4-0

Story Of Newton's Law :

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
the Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION".

A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend’s Cell To....

A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend’s Cell To See Her Name Saved In List Like Doll Or Sweetie.

She Was Shocked To See her name written as
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Rasheed Plumber