According to survey 70% of students are suffering from AIDS
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AIDS - Attendance & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrome.
According to survey
According to survey 70% of students are suffering from AIDS
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Are you not believing
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its true.
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AIDS - Attendance & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrome.
Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from US
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds"
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says “Free Way" instead of "Highway"
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go"
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution.Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chilli (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he travelled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
Did you know
Did you know - why Sachin married an older women and Kumble married an divorce woman?
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bcoz
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batsman like loose balls and spinner like used balls
Do you know….
Biscuit
kept in air,
....Becomes
soft,
&
Cake
kept in air,
Becomes
hard,
WHY?…………Scroll
down to find out
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MORAL : Hard, Soft kadu point.
Galiki tirigite evadayina paniki
rakunda pothadu!!!
After result ;
After result;
if pass :-
mom : antha devudi daya.
dad : nuvvu na kodukuvira.
lover : love u ra
...friends : come let go 2 bar
but if fail :-
mom : epudu tv,mobile a kada.
dad : ammaila venka tiragadame saripoindi.
lover : stupid neku oka target unte kada.
friends : come to lets go 2 bar
Friends will never change
Style of break up :
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend -
GF : Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy : U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST
TWO CATS DECIDED TO GET MARRIED
TWO CATS DECIDED TO GET MARRIED
they had a sweet married life
they got the first baby
and the second
first step for their babies
mother worked hard for her family needs
and the father gets to play and has a girlfriend
the children’s grow up without care and became bad boys
one of them became terrorist
the other stay in night clubs
and decided to kill himself out of depression
when dad heard that, he got heart attack
mum lost her mind and became crazy
Moral : Give time to your family
“Life was much simpler when APPLE & BLACKBERRY were just fruits!”
More Cool Stuff at :
Rosayya went 2 a hair saloon
Rosayya went 2 a hair saloon.
The Barbar asked CUT CHEYALA, COUNT CHEYALA?
ROSAYYA smiled & said,
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"COLOUR VEYALI Repu Delhi velali, Sonia ni padeyali....
...Keep smiling..:-):-):-):-)
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